Last night was different? Classiest night I've had in a long time. I went to Beauty and Essex on the lower east side with 2 girlfriends and their 2 guy friends. Lovely. I was the 5th wheel. Whatever they were paying. As the girls would say, "it's on the house" or "it's a recession why not." So I went there. I was wearing a ridiculous lacey dress and had lace stockings on so I practically looked like a hooker but it was fun and fine haha! After that we went to LeSouk. It is a harem hookah bar type place. I was there last Monday. Didn't think I would be allowed back...the story gets better just let me tell it. So whatever we get a table, a hookah, drinks, and 2 bottles of champagne. I started chugging everything I saw and people were challenging me to drink. Don't challenge me. Because you will loose and I will make you feel like an ass or break your bank account. Anyways, so I get up to go to the bathroom. Let me mind you, I did NOTHING wrong, I was gone for like literally 1 minute. I sit back down and someone that works there goes up to my friend and is like, "we are getting a lot of complaints about this girl and we may have to ask her to leave." I was like WTF I did NOTHING. I mean usually I do something ridiculous, beat someone up, curse someone out but this time I was innocent..I was thinking though that maybe, just maybe it was because last week I was basically doing drugs in the wide open and acting like a fool in the bathroom. I am sure they didn't forget about me. I knew I would get punished for all of that stuff eventually haha. If I am their biggest concern then I don't even need to go back to that place. That just goes to show you that NO ONE FUN GOES THERE. So I picked up my stuff and left alone. Ended my night off at McDonalds with a shamrock shake. Never had one. Don't know why I had one but it was hilarious. When I got home I started watching yesterdays soap opra which was not a good idea to do. Not only was I wasted and emotional already, my soap opra was just heart breaking yet again. I was sobbing and practically screaming at the top of my lungs. Woke up this morning and didn't even remember the show so I had to re-watch it and then I cried all over again. I can't help it.
I was going to go out tonight but I am not. The world is ending outside. The hail probably gave me a concussion because it was coming down like buckets. I didn't want to hold my umbrella because it was thundering and lightning like a bitch so I just had to deal with the pain. Then I slipped and fell onto the street. Scrapped my arm up and busted open my knee. I feel a bruise growing on my left ass cheek to. After that scenario I couldn't handle myself so I waltzed into the closets bar I saw. Took 2 whiskey shots. Left and went to get chicken parm. Now I am laying in bed watching old Jersey Shore re-runs from season 1. Man I wish I could get paid to act like a trash bag whore. It would all be worth it. I guess that is why I am starting this blog so I can become famous and party with Snookz on a daily basis.
Tomorrow I am indeed drinking. Drinking with some friends I haven't seen in a while. I am glad I just started this staying out until 4am thing. Before I always was like I have to be home before midnight. And that actually lasted about 9 months (except on the weekends). Who knows what I would have been like if I always did this. But I really NEED to do homework. I haven't looked at my work in over a week. It really interferes with my drinking schedule. There isn't enough time in the day for both. I Guess that is why I have not graduated yet. And honestly who really cares? I don't want to work a day in my life anyways. Plus the world is going to end in 2012 so why not live it up.
Until next time I will leave you with Britney Bitch. I haven't quite gone this crazy yet. I don't know if I would because I have curly hair and I couldn't think about it growing in even curlier. But some say that it would grow back straight. Don't know who I believe. I am surprised though that more people don't shave their heads. There are awesome wigs and extensions now on the market. She looks so happy when she was doing it though it makes my heart melt. I love her.
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